Hello all.
Now that formalities are over with, I would like to begin this journal entry of WIN with my thoughts on my high school schedule:
ARGHHHHH, WHY mus they separate us?!?!?!?!!?
I'm being punked. Yes, that is a conspiracy against me and all things good for this world. They just want their fracking power to stay in their hands.....yes.....
They-THE MAN
I'm not trying to make it seem like it's the end of the world JUST because I'm not in the same classes as, well anyone. *partly because I seemingly overachieve in everyone's freaking eyes, and this isn't on purpose, i just like the look of having the first letter of the alphabet being gloriously marked on a paper that belongs to me. Is that wrong?!* Every single year this happens. Sometimes not as bad as this, and sometimes I can bribe my way through the yearget by because of this subject called "lunch". I'm just never scheduled, by law to be with my friends?!
I realize school is required, by da LAW, and I have to go, by LAW, but IF i recieved the load of 20 lbs text books and had the whole year for personal study, I'd finish the ciriculum in an estimated *insert random amount f time here*. The whole reason I have no social life is not because I have high standards, it's because everyone else has low standards. I can't be friends with someone who gives me crap and doesnt let me yell at them for it. I'm sorry *not*, but I just can't.

A formula of regular school life:
*insert some pansy here* + naivety + school supplies unused until years from now + willingness to be controlled like a puppet +acne+ hihi friend(s) + C+average grades + spends more time over others than self + random classmate that is me, overly unsatisfied with them + ASSUME-ing + bad judge of character + many other things I cant think of because I'm not this regular person = false happiness with house with a fence and trophy wife that shouldn't be treated like an object

Compared to my school life formula:
Me+ EPIC grades+ [high expectations that are unfortunately and unconsciously made through constant high expectation of self because I'm THE HERO of my life story] + dislike/hate of people in general + lack of classes with the few friends she has because of that dislike/hate of people in general and habit of doing TOO well in class + teachers wanting me to be a "good" influence *define "good"* and wanting me to make "friends" with the idiots = Non-preferred scheduling for student and a need to defend herself with thick sarcasm and constant usage of the words "damn" and "bastard" and ranting *which I'm not complaining about* in the form of spamming the internet, thus this equation was made.

But at least I took art classes, eh? Phew, I don't have to go through art classes with a whole load of BORING anymore. This will only be a slightly smaller PACKAGE of boring. Ahhh, the wonders of high school <sarcasm>

.......None of that made sense with the inital thought, but it filled up space, no?! Now, where were we?
Summary: I'm ticked because I'm not put in any classes with my friend(s) (partly my fault because we have different classes and it's my fault for not having "standard" scores. I'd rather know more than not to know anything at all, ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE and I will). I won't go on about this because this is life, hon. Can't expect to have it be perfect sunny weather all the time. Expecting things like that is just the same as acting like a spoiled child. And I hate kids, thus I shall not complain nor blame. I shall use the alone time *as usual!* and do my thing.

Aside from my real life!woes *PSH, we all know REAL LIFE doesn't matter. I will make my fantasies real!*, there's nothing wrong. It would be a lie to say that all's well, but then again, when is all well at all?
To spare you facts about my non-boring life in a very boring town in Alfred's chest, I bring you a meme stolen from the glorious


***********FOODOLOGY***************
1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
Caesar
2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Buca's
3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
PASTAAAAAAAA!~
4. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Cheese, mushrooms, and sausages, please.
5. What do you like to put on your toast?
I don't eat toast.....
**********TECHNOLOGY***************
1. How many televisions are in your house?
*goes around the house to count*
Five of them.
2. What color is your cell phone?
I don't have a phone. I would want a midnight blue one. *Do they come in that color?*
3. How long would it take you to look up who invented the Rubber Band?
The band of rubber? Or a band called "the Rubber Band"? Or just a rubber band?
0.24 seconds according to yahoo!
4. Have any idea how many Megahertz your computer has?
I think I would have told you IF I knew. *raises eyebrows*

***************BIOLOGY******************
1. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right
2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
All feelings of joy and harmony, including my sense of romance *one thing I'm glad for, this isn't FOR anyone, this means my sense of romance in general) and my loyalty to a certain someone.
3. What is the last heavy item you lifted? How heavy is heavy?
My textbooks for school home. It was quite a workout.
4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
I wouldn't know if I was.

************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************
1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Death? You speak of death when you are unaware that I intend to life forever. So far so good.
2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I'd want something a little less English, but recently I've been in love with England (and his eyebrows). I'm keeping Alice, but I'd rename everyone else in the world so people stop asking me if that's my real name or not because of Twilight.
3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $10000?
HALE NO. I'd do it for more and copies of MLR manga because I never got the whole set. *coughbringsoutkitchenknifeagainstherfath er'sco-workercough*

************DUMBOLOGY******************
1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None, my mom thought it was bad for my toes when I was little, and now I get this uncomfortable feeling in between my toes when SHE DOES allow me to wear them.
2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
3. Last person you talked to?
The birht mother was nagging me for not checking the stuff i needed for when school starts.
4. Last person you hugged?
Me dad.

**************FAVORITOLOGY****************
1. Season?
Too busy hating other things during the seasons to notice the splendor of nature.
2. Day of the week?
Saturday
3. Month?
See number 1.

***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************
1. Missing someone?
No.
2. Mood?
In slight panic.
3. What are you listening to?
A character song for Tsuchiura Ryoutarou from La Corda. I actually like this one.....
4. Watching?
*shrug* My screen.

***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************
1. First place you went this morning?
Bathroom.
2. What's the last movie you saw?
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire *woah, I just realized that's what the book was called, I usually call them by their chronilogical number*
3. Do you smile often?
When there's something to smile about, sure.
4. Sleeping alone tonight?
Last night, tonight and every night beyond that. *though sometimes i get paranoid because it's too quiet*

***************OTHER-OLOGY*****************
1. Do you always answer your phone?
Not even the home phone when my parents ask. I hate talking to people on the phone. It's either they want to advertise, or just scam you out of your money.
2. Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
My stalker.
Psych.
I don't have a phone of my own. But if I hate one, it'd be my personal stalker-san.
3. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Blue, but they say people with green eyes see faeries! I'm conflicted.....
4. Do you own a digital camera?
No.
5. Have you ever had a pet fish?
Yes
6. Favorite Christmas song(s)?
Pachelbel's Canon.
7. What's on your wish list for your birthday?
I can WISH on my birthday?! Get outta town!
8. Can you do push ups?
I can't do push upS, but I can do one of them.
9. Can you do a chin up?
No
10. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
I see the future......a second from now.....I still feel the same.
11. Do you have any saved texts?
No, but I save IMs.
12. Ever been in a car wreck?
No.
13. Do you have an accent?
I'm from the Midwest, we don't have one.
14. What is the last song to make you cry?
Songs don't make me cry. Ugly people do. Inside and out.
15. Plans tonight?
Eat noodles.
16. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Yes.
17. Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
The Internet
Rights to everything anime
and .......
Well actually, nothing. Those were LIES.
I wish I could buy Norway.
19. Current worry?
None worth mentioning.
Do I sound too pitiful right now?! I've just been bored for a interminably long time, tis all.
20. Current hate right now?
That I have no talent in art at all, but I'm still good compared to most people in the town i live in.
Oh yeah, and that one bastard who thinks (s)he can pull off copying me the rest of his/her life. It's a neverending tale that would sell well if I'd write a book based on it.
21. Met someone who changed your life?
Everything affects and changes my life. Just some more significant than others.
22. How will you bring in the New Year?
Eating dumplings, not really improving myself at all besides internally.
23. What song represents you?
Real by Superchic[k]
24. Name three people who might complete this?
Anyone who's desparate/bored/worthy enough.
25. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Maybe the old me would have, and I know as unselfish as I am, I would if it were a minor detail like if I wanted chocolate or vanilla ice cream one day, but honestly, I wouldn't change a thing because I like the way I am as it is.
26. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
No. Never dated anyone period.
27. Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
No. No holes in my head at all.
28. Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
Who knows. I doubt it.
29. Does anyone love you?
Of course. Everyone does because I am the King of the World!
30. Ever had someone sing to you?
Yes, badly.
31. When did you last cry?
There'll always be another time.
32. Do you like to cuddle?
Not people, soft plush things, yes.
33. Have you held hands with anyone today?
No......
34. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
Avril Lavigne, and OML, DISNEY. I ADMIT IT. I DID.
Keyword: DID. I still know my disney pretty well, but none of the new stuff like *shivers* Moley Cyrus.
you realize all those early 2000's soundtracks for disney were composed of compiled songs by various artists? At least I got SOME good taste from knowing what's good or bad from that.

35. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
Why does it matter? It's proven by them that if I'm their friend, there must be something decent about them.
36. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
What's the difference?!
37. Do you believe angels walk among us?
No. I'd be the first to say I'm wrong *tch, yeah right* when they find out, but for now, no.